Some More:
First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order
Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
Love Is A River, Why is It That I Always Drown?
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off
Good Things Happen To Bad People......... Muhahahahahahahaa
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
What Do Ya Think!
6 days ago
Melbourne, Victoria