Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

Submitted by Hayden123 07/03/2009 244 2

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Description:

A hilarious music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not-so-favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.

Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists).

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of ****.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
****ing you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them mother****ers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't ****!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, ****! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the **** up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't ****, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this ****in' universe!

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know w

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