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slicingman
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slicingman says:
comebacks, you can never think of them when you need them most, that is why I'm starting this thread so you can share your best comebacks with everyone here so we all have something to use in those few seconds of need. please share generously with us.

to start off heres one.

If someone says: "Do you mind" you say "No id rather babysit it pays more".

dum dum ting
19/05/2008
TrackMania DS
Esperance, Western Australia
insidious
Kudos: 1,293
Mates: 40
insidious says:
from experience:

brother (while watching tv or on computer): CAN YOU MAKE ANY MORE NOISE?!

me: i guess so, but why would you want me to?

i got more but cant think of em yet, after TAFE tomorrow ill post some after a day of thinking haha.


19/05/2008
Sydney, NSW
JamieMac
Kudos: 207
Mates: 9
JamieMac says:
So's your face

e.g.

1. "You look so stupid right now"
"So's your face!"


2. "You make no sense."
" Nor does your face!"
19/05/2008
Brisbane, QLD
pokemon12
Kudos: 1,331
Mates: 96
pokemon12 says:

JamieMac said: So's your face

e.g.

1. "You look so stupid right now"

"So's your face!"

2. "You make no sense."

" Nor does your face!"


ok now you just sound like my older brother
20/05/2008
Pokemon Pearl
Victoria, Australia.
Eldude
Kudos: 4,676
Mates: 54
Eldude says:
"shut up poo poo face."
20/05/2008
My Little Flufties
Kingdom Come
brawl4all
Kudos: 2,481
Mates: 109
brawl4all says:
"you're gonna die like a disney animal mother"
(seinfeld-)"the zoo called, you're due back at six".
now to ramble on with a favourite pickup line of mine.
(guy who was playing Bomberman:) "dude, I hate it when those ball things go real fast." (me:) "that's what she said."

20/05/2008
New Super Mario Bros
land of the free, home of the brave
dossaer
Kudos: 1,058
Mates: 43
dossaer says:
Raise your head slightly and look around, then with a concerned look on your face say: "Can you smell that?"

When they reply with: "No" or "What?"

You reply with: "Don't worry I think it's just bull$**t"
20/05/2008
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Sydney, NSW
insectoid
Kudos: 2,596
Mates: 60
insectoid says:
Comebacks usually turn out lame

Just walk away.
20/05/2008
http://www.games-den.blogspot.com/
slicingman
Kudos: 1,502
Mates: 48
slicingman says:
"sneeze" then say "Sorry I'm allergic to bull$**t!

LOLZ (from Irobot)
20/05/2008
TrackMania DS
Esperance, Western Australia
ShyGuy
Kudos: 1,382
Mates: 122
ShyGuy says:
my advice would be not to listen to any of these people's comebacks... exept eldude
seriously, these are some of the worst comebacks ever.. i would just go with what insectoid says
20/05/2008
Geelong, Victoria
Azza123
Kudos: 10,309
Mates: 117
Azza123 says:
No, no.

This is a classic.

Here:

Step 1

Brother/Bully/Whatever: You're stupid
You: I know you are, you said you are but what am I?
Brother/Bully/Whatever: You're an idiot
You: I know you are, you said you are but what am I?

REPEAT until they say something good.

Step 2

Brother/Bully/Whatever: You're Cool
You: I know I am, I said I am, but what are you?
Brother/Bully/Whatever: I'm Cool
You: I know I am, I said I am, but what are you?

Wait until they say something bad and repeat Step 1

Man, that was a good one.... about 10+ years ago.
20/05/2008
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, The
ICC's Cage
DSgame_boy
Kudos: 1,900
Mates: 46
DSgame_boy says:
It takes one to know one.
20/05/2008
Melbourne,Victoria
Lewace11
Kudos: 85
Mates: 3
Lewace11 says:
"Prove it?!?!"

Context:
Enemys: "You're an idiot!"
You: "Prove it"

Enemys: "I could kick your ass!"
You: (you have a decision to make here, depending on whether they can actually kick your ass or not)
You if you can kick their ass: "Prove it"
You if you can't kick their ass: *Run away*

Also the family guy "That's what She said" is quite eL Oh eL.

And the *Punch hard to the face* Is also quite effective...

Agreeing with everything is funneh.
Bad guys: "You're gay!!"
You: "Yeah I know that, wanna go out on a date?" (carefull on this one if you care about your reputation :S )
20/05/2008
Scottish Borders, UK
slicingman
Kudos: 1,502
Mates: 48
slicingman says:

Lewace11 said:
And the *Punch hard to the face* Is also quite effective...



i like that one!
20/05/2008
TrackMania DS
Esperance, Western Australia
jons2ann
Kudos: 737
Mates: 21
jons2ann says:
There was a good one in the ending of the new Harold and Kumar movie. But it's kinda R rated. (a guy thing... not a girl just to clarify)
20/05/2008
clayton, melbourne, victoria
chambalam
Kudos: 4,003
Mates: 102
chambalam says:
"You're fat"
"Only cause everytime i slept with your mum she gave me a cookie"
20/05/2008
Ballina, the land of....nowhere
MKL23
Kudos: 1,478
Mates: 99
MKL23 says:
Ok Hayden thats to funny. I am so writing that down

whats a good comeback for your Gay???
20/05/2008
The World Ends With You
Perth, W.A
sparks001
Kudos: 545
Mates: 86
sparks001 says:

slicingman said: "sneeze" then say "Sorry I'm allergic to bull$**t!

LOLZ (from Irobot)




ha
20/05/2008
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, The
philly
slicingman
Kudos: 1,502
Mates: 48
slicingman says:
whats good comeback for "noob". i get called that a lot.
20/05/2008
TrackMania DS
Esperance, Western Australia
chambalam
Kudos: 4,003
Mates: 102
chambalam says:

slicingman said: whats good comeback for "noob". i get called that a lot.



My comebacks?

"Your mums a noob"
"Your face is a noob"
"I'll noob you"
"Don't make me shove my noob in your ass"
"Your a dumbarse"
"It's prononced Noo-eb, thankyou"
"*punch*"


@MKL

"Yeh, that's totally why I'm sitting here holding a chicks hand while you are dawdling around with your poof squad"

(that happened today lol)
20/05/2008
Ballina, the land of....nowhere
slicingman
Kudos: 1,502
Mates: 48
slicingman says:

chambalam says:

My comebacks?

"It's prononced Noo-eb, thankyou"

"*punch*"


i like them! especially the punch one.
20/05/2008
TrackMania DS
Esperance, Western Australia
adommer
Kudos: 2,622
Mates: 262
adommer says:
I say: " your so rich "
Person says: "Why?"
I say: "You have three houses"
Person says: "I do?"
I say: " Yeah............. The red, Green and yellow Garbage bins". lol

But, I make up comebacks on the spot depending on the negative word they say. Eg of tyhe following.

Person says: "Shake my hand" ( for no reason )
I say: " No, why?"
Person says: "Your a nerd if you don't"
I say: " Oh, good........... that is a relief "
Person says: " whY? what are you talking about "
I say: " I would rather have a life and continue it rather than risk it for some wanna be that wants to touch my so called nerdy hands. "

This happened this morning in IST. The person felt cut and put his head down and walked away.
20/05/2008
Pokemon Pearl
Sydney, NSW
nannda
Kudos: 406
Mates: 32
nannda says:
Just look at the person weird and don't say anything at all.. Ignorance gets them pissed off more for some reason, they might even say more things.. but just ignore them - it makes them crazy..

Keep the upper hand by not wasting your time or energy on them.
20/05/2008
melbourne, victoria
johno597
Kudos: 80
Mates: 6
johno597 says:  

adommer said: I say: " your so rich "
Person says: "Why?"
I say: "You have three houses"
Person says: "I do?"
I say: " Yeah............. The red, Green and yellow Garbage bins". lol
But, I make up comebacks on the spot depending on the negative word they say. Eg of tyhe following.
Person says: "Shake my hand" ( for no reason )
I say: " No, why?"
Person says: "Your a nerd if you don't"
I say: " Oh, good........... that is a relief "
Person says: " whY? what are you talking about "
I say: " I would rather have a life and continue it rather than risk it for some wanna be that wants to touch my so called nerdy hands. "
This happened this morning in IST. The person felt cut and put his head down and walked away.



lol thats funny
20/05/2008
australia
adommer
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adommer says:

nannda said: Just look at the person weird and don't say anything at all.. Ignorance gets them pissed off more for some reason, they might even say more things.. but just ignore them - it makes them crazy..
Keep the upper hand by not wasting your time or energy on them.


That is very intelligent and wise. But also you have to show that you won't let them brag in such and such. I ingore when i'm busy. Say eg. In class someone says something stupid in which was intended to me. I ignored it. but in some cases you need to defend yourself verbally but be warned it can result in violence.
20/05/2008
Pokemon Pearl
Sydney, NSW
 
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