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magickstar
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So, i was just sent a horrible but amusing email joke, and went to add it to the joke thread here on MyDS, but i couldnt find one!

Blasphemy!!!

So, in the spirit of lols, i welcome to the joke thread
Post your funny jokes here!

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'
27/06/2008
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sparks001
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hey guys............................................... I whatched this tv show last night ................................................................................................................................................ and it was good *cracking up in laghter* best joke ever
27/06/2008
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, The
philly
slicingman
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that not funny because we don't know what you are talking about.

MUM: "doctor doctor! my son swallowed a pen."
Doctor: "then use a pencil."

ting ting thump.
27/06/2008
Esperance, Western Australia
Luke4123
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Mates: 244
A blonde was driving up a hill in her car, when she saw a sign that read, "Watch for Falling Rocks". So she picked a rock up a rock and took it to the Local Council. She walked in a she said, "I got you a rock, now where is my watch?"

lol Anyone get it?
27/06/2008
Guitar Hero: On Tour
Brisbane
viperz
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Mates: 266
3 girls where on there way to heaven.
One was blonde another had brown hair and the last one had black hair.
God was telling jokes on every step for 100 steps and they couldnt laugh.
The brown haired laghed on the 32nd, the black haired laughed on the 59th and the blonde on the 99th.
God asked the blonde why she laghued she said i just got the first joke.
27/06/2008
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Some where on earth on the southern hemisphere on a country called australia in state called New South Wales In A City Called Sydney in the west of that city in a place called tregear
shyguy16
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Mates: 80
a man was at a resturant and he orded soup then he called over the butler and asked "what is this fly doing in my soup" and the butler said "back stroke"
27/06/2008
Final Fantasy III
in kirby's mouth
 
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