The next game in the training genre has emerged from Japan. Sukusuku Kosodate DS is one of very few games to be targeted to parents and that’s because this time around you are being trained on parenting. While you might want to consider some professional advice if you require a handheld gaming console to look after and in fact raise a small human the game does give 176 suggestions on how to entertain and play with your child.
Basing everything completely on the above screenshot (going left to right from the top row), it includes such classic parenting techniques such as scare the living daylights out of your child with a sheet on your head and then hugging them. Who could forget the timeless fold a piece of paper and crush it with your almighty dominating superhuman powers. Perhaps the only more entertaining game is the old hypnotise your little human with a bent pink stick, which you then proceed to put in your back pocket and have the future of your surname chasing you all around the house in a worrying perhaps even evil state.
Perhaps you should just show off your drawing skills with a monkey with one ridiculously long hair? It’s hours of fun for the entire family! To remember the good times and too have a little something to pull out at their 21st you should definitely consider forcing your child to put cat ears on its head and poke itself in the eye… priceless. Last but not least why would you even consider not placing your infant in some type of hovering semi-sphere world conquering device next to a cage containing what is possible an insane squirrel or the hypnotoad next to a questionably placed window?
These images alone make this a must have for any parent that have the best welfare for their children in mind! On a more serious note we’ll have some real information, not just my speculation from one screenshot, when it is announced.
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Guyver said: That's some funny write up, nine Diggs as well WOW!
Rell said: LMAO! The write up for this gets the funniest news article award. LOL!
Eldude said: So kids don't come with an instruction manual.... They come with a DS cartridge!.